A venue where left and right handers can exist in harmony without fear of persecution. A licensed land of milk & honey where the ping-pong is plentiful, the computer games are retro, the cocktails arrive in gramophones and the strawberry mojitos cost nought but 3 pounds. Vintage fairs on Sundays' and glasgow's finest disc jockeys spinnin til the wee hours wednesday through tae sunday' plus a host of other relatively interesting tit-bits.

Happy days. If you're into this kind of thing...